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Huh? Or.

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Huh?

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Or.

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Yes, sir, I assure you that we're doing
everything we can to reduce our

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overdrafts.

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Yes, yes, I do agree. It would be nice
to revert back to the original situation

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of people putting money into the bank.

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Oh, no, don't worry, sir. From now on,
it'll be full squeeze ahead.

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Jenkins! Yes, sir?

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What's our position on overdrafts? Oh,
very tight, sir. I've just had our

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managing director on the phone.

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Oh, well, I think we might manage a
small one for him, sir.

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He's not applying for one. He wants us
to reduce our existing overdrafts. Oh, I

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see. And he's quite right.

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Have you written to all our customers
who owe us money? Yes, I have indeed,

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All but one.

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I said all, Jenkins.

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Yes, I know, sir. Jenkins, I know you're
new here.

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But we have no favourites at this
branch. People who persistently live on

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people's money are nothing but
parasites, and it's got to be stamped

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Now, you send this man a letter along
with all the others. Very well, sir, but

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think you'll be sorry. Oh, why should I
be?

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It's you, sir.

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Jenkins, how many times do I have to
tell you that a bank manager does not

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an overdraft?

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He has a temporary inverse credit
balance.

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Rose, by any other name... Jenkins?

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Sorry, sir.

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And by the way, there's another account
for the blacklists.

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Cover Farm, Turner and Evans. Very good,
sir.

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Under no circumstances whatsoever are
you to cash them another cheque.

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Pay cash, £20.

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Oh, Sid. Yes? I almost forgot.

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What? We've got a cheque to pay in.

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Oh, that's a novelty.

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I haven't done that before.

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Listen, I'm just popping out of the post
office, so would you look after these

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seed potatoes?

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Yes, right.

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Right, ta -da.

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See you.

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Good morning, sir. Oh, hello.

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We're paying in today.

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Indeed, sir. Yes. Allow me.

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Oh, that's very kind of you.

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We can't have our customers straining
themselves.

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Oh, thank you.

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No trouble at all, sir. Just bung it on
the table. Thank you, sir.

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Thank you.

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How much have you got in there?

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Fifteen pounds.

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Fifteen pounds?

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Is it in copper?

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No. King Edward's.

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Thank you, pardon.

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Potatoes for planting.

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Oh, I thought this is what you were
paying in.

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I didn't know you could bank potatoes.

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No, no, you see, you confused me when
you said you were paying something in.

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no, no, this is what I'm paying in. It's
our monthly check from the MOOC

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marketing board. Oh, good, I tried it
for a substantial amount.

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35 shillings.

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You must have a very small heart.

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Oh, no, not really. Same size as
everybody else's, about that high.

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I couldn't resist that.

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Very amusing.

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We've only got one card. It's giving
milk, you see. What are the others

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Best bitter.

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Just put this in your account. Wait a
minute.

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I've got another one. I need to take
some out. Very well.

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Turner. That's it.

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Clover Farm. Yep.

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Oh, dear.

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What's the matter?

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You're on our blacklist.

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Oh, that's good. I thought we were in
the red.

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You are in the red.

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You're positively scarlet. Well, won't
the one I'm paying in cover it? Good

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heavens, no. Compared to your overdraft,
this cheque is like a drop in the

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bucket. How much is in the bucket?

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£250.

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That's not a bucket, it's a bath.

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I think our manager would like a word
with you. No, I'm not really dressed. I

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won't bother him. Take a seat.

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Come on, Sid, what are you doing?

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Rob in the bank? We might have to, mate.
He wants to see us about our overdraft.

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Now, who would have thought this might
happen?

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I think a strategic withdrawal is called
for. Come on.

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Going somewhere, gentlemen?

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No, no, just having a look round.

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Mr. Benson, we'll see you in a moment.
Just take a seat.

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Thank you.

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I feel like a condemned man.

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Now, look, don't worry, Sid. I've been
expecting this.

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So I've made preparations.

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What kind of preparations?

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Psychological. You mean we're going to
plead insanity?

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Look, be serious.

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Old Benson thinks we're going to go in
there, tremble at the knees and beg him

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for mercy.

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He's dead right.

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No, he's not.

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The first thing we'll do, we'll go
straight in and ask for an extra...

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for an extra 500 quid. Now, that'll
shake him. Yeah, right to his

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Then we'll talk about the improvements.

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Improvements? Yeah, the rebuilding.

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Rebuilding? Yeah.

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You mean that sheet of corrugated iron
we put over the outhouse next door?

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As far as he's concerned, that's an
extension of the outbuildings, you see.

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And the windows that fell out on the
couch, that's air conditioning. Nah,

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get... The main thing is to establish
friendly relations, right?

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Yeah. He was in the Royal Navy, so I'll
give you and him something to talk

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about. Yeah? Yeah. That's true. Yeah?
Yes.

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I mean, he wouldn't refuse an old
shipmate. No!

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And he's a member of the local golf
club, and I'll get him going about golf?

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And I'll compliment him on his cocker.

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His what?

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Cocker spaniel.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, look, if all else
fails, we'll invite him to dinner.

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That's it. Mr. Benson, we'll see you
now. Yes, right.

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Here we go. Operation flannel.

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Good morning, gentlemen.

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Morning. Well, let's not stand on
ceremony. You know us.

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Vic, and I'm Sid. And I'm Mr. Benson.

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Please sit down. Thank you.

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Now, about your overdraft. Yes, well, we
thought of taking out an extra 500

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pounds.

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That's very good, gentlemen, yes. That's
extremely funny.

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Let's be serious, shall we? I'll get you
a file.

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There we go.

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Now then, cigarettes.

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Thank you. I don't smoke.

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No? Oh.

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Very wise, nowadays.

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It's a disgusting habit.

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Now, about the overdraft.

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I must say, it's a very nice office
you've got here.

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Oh, it's very nice. It's very executive,
isn't it? Well, it's no more than you

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deserve, a man in your position.

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Yeah, finger on the nation's pulse.
That's it, maintaining the gold

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Stabilising the economy.

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Bolstering up the pound. Gentlemen, this
is the Fletchley Trust Savings Bank,

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not the International Monetary Fund.

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Yeah, well, you're still part of the
great armada, eh, shipmate?

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I beg your pardon?

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Shipmate. Old naval expression.

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Sid was in the Royal Navy.

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Oh, really?

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No, about the overdraft.

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Were you in the Navy at all? As a matter
of fact, I was.

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Oh, there's a coincidence, eh? Oh, yeah,
there's a coincidence.

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Yes, Abel Seaman Turner.

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Lieutenant Commander Benson.

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Yeah, it's wild.

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We were all in it together then, weren't
we? I mean, to tell you the truth, I

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missed the comradeship.

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The runs ashore, up and down the gut.

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Nelson's blood.

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Those were the days, eh, shipmate?

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I hated every minute of it.

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Pardon? I was seasick in the Atlantic,
washed overboard in the Bay of Biscay

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torpedoed in the Mediterranean.

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You nipped about a bit, didn't you?

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Now, if you don't mind, may we discuss
business, shipmate?

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Yes, yes, of course.

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It's all yours, Rick.

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Well, I'll...

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Tea off, then, shall I? That's good.
That's very good. Tea off?

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Yeah, well, the quicker we get on the
green, huh?

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Quite. Well, now, according to these
figures... You are a golfing man, Mr.

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Benson? Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
Oh, good.

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Perhaps you can introduce me to the
local club.

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I don't think I shall be playing there
again after what happened last week.

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Don't tell me you caught the captain
teaching your wife a few strokes.

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It was the club professional. They ran
away together last Friday.

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Your move, Sid.

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How's the dog? She took him with her.

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I surrender.

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Now, I really must insist that we
discuss your overdraft, gentlemen. I'm a

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busy man. Oh, of course you are, Mr.
Benson. We realize that. And we thought

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save you time, we'd like to invite you
to dinner tonight.

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That's it? Yeah, we can discuss it all
like gentlemen.

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Well, I rather wanted to clear it all up
now.

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Well, another couple of hours won't make
much difference. It's our own produce.

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Home cooking?

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Well, it's no trouble. Trouble? It's a
pleasure.

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What about 8 o 'clock?

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Well, whatever's convenient to you. Oh,
lovely, yes.

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Well, thank you very much. It's all
right. See you tonight, Mr. Benson. Yes,

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we'll sort out the overdraft after
you've had a few.

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He means after dinner. Oh, fine, yes.
Well, thank you again.

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All right, well, that's it, then. Eight
o 'clock, right? Eight o 'clock. Thank

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you.

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Bye -bye. Bye -bye. Eight o 'clock. Yes,
all right, well.

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Bye -bye.

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That's very satisfactory, Jenkins.

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Very good idea, sending out all those
letters.

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I'm beginning to show results already,
sir.

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Yes, if I play my cards right, I could
have free dinners for a couple of

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Oh, sorry, am I disturbing the lady of
the house?

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I'll peel your ears off in a minute.

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No, you look quite nice in a penny, Sid.

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I think there's a bit of Fanny Craddock
lurking about in you.

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You want a murphy up your cake hole? Oh,
no.

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Stop interfering.

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Might I ask what you're doing with that
potato?

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I'm peeling it, you twit.

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Peeling it? You're demolishing it.

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Look, I mean, there's more potato on the
peeling than there is in the pan.

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Well, it had a lot of eyes in it.

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Do you think that's enough?

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Yeah, I think so. All right.

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What are you doing now?

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Salting it.

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Well, I wouldn't do that.

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Go and lay the table. I'm only trying to
help you, Sid.

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Well, it says in the book here, put
plenty of salt on. All right, all right,

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I'll leave you to it then, shall I? All
right, thank you. It tells you, salt

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gives it flavour. Yeah, well, that
won't. Why not? It's scouring powder.

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Oh, come on.

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Now, what are you going to do now? I'm
going to check them out. Don't be

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ridiculous. I'm not peeling any more. My
peeling hand's seized up.

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I'll wash them, that's all. You'll be
all right.

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At least they'll have a nice shine.

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I'll tell you something else.

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They'll be 99 % germ -free.

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There we are.

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Evening, Mr Turner.

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Oh, it's you, is it? You got my message?
I did, sir. It came as quick as I

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could. I gathered the matter was urgent.
It is. Life and death.

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Let's follow me, of course, then.

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Now, I understand from the lady wife
that you like two bottles of her own

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plonk. That's it.

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Right, sir. Come in. Thank you very
much. Good luck.

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Here we are, sir. The wife's speciality,
shut on earth to Fletchley.

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What kind of wine is it? Rhubarb,
dandelion, porcini, potato or

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Correct.

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That's what it is. Rhubarb, dandelion,
parsley, potato and elderberry. It's a

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sort of vegetable cocktail.

240
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,280
You sure you don't mean vegetable soup?

241
00:11:40,281 --> 00:11:43,519
I hope so, if you don't want it. No, no,
no, I want it. I'm only joking.

242
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,779
We've got our bank manager coming to
dinner. We hope to persuade him to

243
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our overdraft.

244
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,690
After a few glasses of that wine, he'll
forget everything.

245
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,770
Very good, eh?

246
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,510
Just a minute. It says dandelion and
burdock.

247
00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:59,089
Well, it's not to be taken internally on
this one, but I can assure you they

248
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both contain wine, sir. The wife has to
use any available bottle, you

249
00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:04,189
understand. Well, of course. How much do
I owe you? Cash or kind?

250
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:08,889
Pardon? Cash, 12 and 6. Kind, two dozen
large eggs, or three pounds of farm

251
00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:11,150
butter, or a freshly plucked pullet.

252
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,730
I'm very partial to a plucked pullet.

253
00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:14,960
I am.

254
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,170
I'll settle for the eggs.

255
00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:18,289
Yes, sir, right. Well, I'll pick them up
tomorrow.

256
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:21,049
Thank you very much. Good night, sir.
Good night. Thank you.

257
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,130
That's great, that is.

258
00:12:24,141 --> 00:12:26,879
How's everything going, sis?

259
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,960
It's all just in go.

260
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,460
I've got the wine, and the dinner's on.

261
00:12:30,461 --> 00:12:34,379
What little delicacy are you cooking up
to a temporal Benton's palate? Well,

262
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:38,079
here's the menu. I'm starting off with
potage de paise, followed by filet de

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beurre supreme, sauté de la madeleine,
and schwachs provençal.

264
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,360
That sounds fantastic.

265
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,970
What is it?

266
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,860
Soup, meat, spuds, and cabbage.

267
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,650
I prefer the continental version.

268
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:55,169
I wonder if this little gastronomic
feast will be ready then. Well, I'm not

269
00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:58,649
quite sure. I couldn't remember whether
I had to cook the meat on two for eight

270
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hours or on eight for two hours.

271
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:04,760
So I split the difference and I made it
four for six hours.

272
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:07,749
You said I got to hand it to you, boy.
You've got hidden talent.

273
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,689
Yeah. Well, there's nothing to it. You
just get a piece of meat, bung it in the

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oven, turn on the gas. Before you know
it, it's cooked.

275
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,540
That's not cooked, it's cremated.

276
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,680
I wonder if he likes beans on toast.

277
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,740
Any luck, Sid? Yep.

278
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:01,060
I managed to whip up a beef casserole.
Beef casserole?

279
00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:04,279
That won't be very meaty, will it?
There's hardly anything left from that

280
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,699
No, no, I've added some extra meat.

281
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,799
Where did you get it from?

282
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,930
Well, I wouldn't like to tell you, but
it prolongs active life.

283
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,340
I wouldn't put it past you. No, no, no.

284
00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:20,339
I'm only joking. I managed to salvage
enough for one. So when you're dishing

285
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,080
remember, give it to him. Right.

286
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,960
Right, FHB. Aye.

287
00:14:23,961 --> 00:14:25,669
Family hold back.

288
00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:28,389
Yeah, that's it. And the same goes for
the wine. Right. The more he drinks, the

289
00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,649
less you're going to worry about the
overdrive. Lovely. Right.

290
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:32,329
Finally, that looks lovely, doesn't it?

291
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,510
Very Cathy Royal.

292
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:34,880
Thank you, Sidney.

293
00:14:35,271 --> 00:14:38,409
Where did you get the tablecloth?

294
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,569
Well, it's not actually a tablecloth.
What is it?

295
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:41,710
It's a sheet of your bed.

296
00:14:41,941 --> 00:14:43,869
My bed?

297
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:48,049
Well, what's the matter with every sheet
of your bed? Well, that's him. Shall I

298
00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,760
let him in? No, no, we'll feed him
through the keyhole.

299
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:59,790
Can I take your coat? Thank you. I'm not
too early. No, no, it's fine.

300
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:01,360
Thank you. Sit down.

301
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:03,620
There we are.

302
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,060
Thank you.

303
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:11,640
Thank you.

304
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,260
Thank you.

305
00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:22,730
How about a drop of vino?

306
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,860
Oh, very kind, Bianca Orosa.

307
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,560
Pardon? The wine, is it white or red?

308
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,850
Oh,

309
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,180
it's more of a purple.

310
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,200
Yes, it is an unusual colour.

311
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,700
Yes, it's an unusual wine.

312
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,239
Oh, well, nothing ventured.

313
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,100
Yes, well, you're going to enjoy this.

314
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:47,680
Are you having a little difficulty? No,
no, no, no, it's coming. Come on, Sid.

315
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,050
I'm doing my best.

316
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,500
Let me cement it in.

317
00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:53,699
Should I have a try? No, no, no, I'll
get it.

318
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:56,020
It's moving. Oh, good. It's moving, I've
got it.

319
00:16:00,441 --> 00:16:02,309
Well done.

320
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,569
Well, I'd be quite happy with a beer. We
offered you wine and you're going to

321
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:06,620
have wine.

322
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,430
Can't get a grip on it now.

323
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,750
Push the cork in the bottle. Oh, that's
it.

324
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:16,820
It's moving. Good.

325
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,080
It's moving.

326
00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:19,919
I'm sorry.

327
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,439
I'm very sorry about that. Once again,
you'll be all right. It's all right.

328
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,559
We've been turpentine. No, no, no. Thank
you.

329
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,610
There we are.

330
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,610
There.

331
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,880
Blimey, don't get your taste buds going.

332
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,150
Thank you.

333
00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:36,719
Aren't you gentlemen having a drink? No,
no, no. We'll have some later. Go on,

334
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,770
knock it back. Cheers.

335
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,890
Cheers.

336
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:41,939
Anything the matter?

337
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,290
There's something floating about in my
drink.

338
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:47,310
Well, you're all right, as long as it's
not swimming.

339
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,790
It looks like potato peel.

340
00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:55,200
Probably a bit of cork. Don't worry
about it.

341
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,750
There we are. Crystal clear.

342
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,140
Thank you. Cheers.

343
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,240
Unusual vintage.

344
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,270
A bit presumptuous, is it?

345
00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:10,789
Downright impertinent.

346
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,740
Here we are. Have a bit more. Go on.
It's an acquired taste.

347
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:15,910
I dare say you're right.

348
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,300
Yes, well...

349
00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:20,828
If you'll excuse me, I'll get on with
the nosh. Yeah, I'll go and bring in the

350
00:17:20,829 --> 00:17:21,489
soup, right?

351
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:24,149
Now, you'll make yourself at home, Mr
Benson, right?

352
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,230
I wouldn't lean on that arm, if I were
you.

353
00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:35,129
Well, at least I haven't made a mess of
the casserole.

354
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,569
Hey, I think they're winning, Sid.

355
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:39,269
Eh? He's not knocking that wine back.
Oh, that's great.

356
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:41,149
Go on, get the other one out of the
sink.

357
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,029
Well, we've got two more to go at, yeah?
No, there's only one. I must be seeing

358
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,080
double. Eh? Look.

359
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,660
Dandelion and burdock, eh?

360
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,760
Not to be taken internally?

361
00:17:53,761 --> 00:17:57,499
Where did you get that bottle he's got
on the table? From the pantry.

362
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,519
What did it say on the label? You told
me not to say any notice of what's on

363
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,700
label. What did it say?

364
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,850
Poison, sheep dip.

365
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,130
We poisoned him.

366
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,820
What are we going to do?

367
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,270
How do I know? I never poisoned anybody
before.

368
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:19,690
We'll have to tell him.

369
00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:22,409
That's it. Go on, now. How do we tell
him? What do we say?

370
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,970
Well, I don't know. Perhaps we can work
it into the conversation.

371
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,349
Oh, yeah.

372
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:29,069
Very good. Work it into the
conversation.

373
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,729
Sorry, Mr. Benson, didn't I be a bit
late? Can I pour you another glass of

374
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:32,780
poison?

375
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:35,690
It's only fair to tell him, Sid.

376
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:37,140
Come on, quick.

377
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,300
Quick.

378
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,020
Ah, gentlemen.

379
00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,269
You all right, Mr. Benson? Excellent,
excellent.

380
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:45,069
You know, I think I'm developing quite a
taste for this wine now.

381
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:47,120
Are you sure you won't join me? No, no,
no.

382
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:50,689
Wine doesn't agree with me. Especially
that one.

383
00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:51,889
Well, you know what they say.

384
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:54,190
One man's meat is another man's poison.

385
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,950
What? How did you know?

386
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:57,089
Know what?

387
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:58,140
About a poison.

388
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,030
Well, it's a very common saying.

389
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,029
Then you don't know.

390
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:02,590
Is there something the matter?

391
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:04,580
Tell him, Vic. Huh?

392
00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:05,649
Tell him.

393
00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:06,700
Oh.

394
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,230
Oh, uh... Hmm?

395
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,300
Yes.

396
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:13,750
Something's the matter.

397
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:14,860
Well, what is it?

398
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,040
Tell him, Sid.

399
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,510
Well, I wish one of you would tell me.

400
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:20,620
Mr.

401
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:22,080
Benson? Yes?

402
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,130
I've got some bad news for you. Oh, what
is it?

403
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:28,990
Well, the... Oh, come on, come on. It
can't be that bad. It is.

404
00:19:28,991 --> 00:19:31,889
Yes, I second that. Well, I wish one of
you would come to the point.

405
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:34,150
Well, promise me you won't panic.

406
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,370
Mr. Turner, I never panic.

407
00:19:36,371 --> 00:19:39,649
Rest assured, whatever you tell me, I
shall remain perfectly calm.

408
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:40,700
I second that again.

409
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,380
Inside the company, I'm known as Ice
Cold Benson.

410
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:47,249
Remember that I'm a bank manager. I'm
used to handling all sorts of crises.

411
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:53,349
Nothing you say to me will cause the
slightest tremor. Well, in that case, I

412
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,120
think you ought to know that we opened
the wrong bottle.

413
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:57,460
Is that all?

414
00:19:57,461 --> 00:20:01,029
There's nothing to worry about. One wine
is very much like another.

415
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,080
That one wasn't.

416
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,520
That was sheep dip.

417
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:08,110
We... we... poisoned you, Mr. Benson.

418
00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:13,370
You poisoned...

419
00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:22,570
Don't come near me, you murderous! Keep
away!

420
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:29,969
Help! Help me! I wonder if we ought to

421
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:31,050
transfer our account.

422
00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:35,990
Are you quite sure, Matron?

423
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,520
Ask her to check the morgue. Oh, shut
up!

424
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,310
No, no, no, not you, Matron, no.

425
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,370
Thank you very much. Yes, thank you.

426
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:48,410
You didn't go to the hospital, then? No.

427
00:20:48,411 --> 00:20:50,939
Perhaps he couldn't get that far.

428
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:53,999
Oh, that's it. Go on, look on the bright
side. I've just been realistic.

429
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,599
I'm telling you, sir, I don't think
anything's even happened to him.

430
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,520
We'd have known if it had, wouldn't we?

431
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,060
Ah, there you are.

432
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,580
Good morning, gentlemen.

433
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:02,830
It was an accident.

434
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,050
I am not saying a word till I phone my
lawyer.

435
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,950
For all I care, you can phone the
Attorney General.

436
00:21:07,951 --> 00:21:09,679
Haven't you come but the bank manager?

437
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,060
I've come to collect my eggs.

438
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,639
Is that all?

439
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,770
Well, if you care to throw in a pound of
butter, I'll not refuse.

440
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,420
We thought you might be coming to arrest
us.

441
00:21:18,421 --> 00:21:22,499
Now, what would I want to do that for?
You haven't been up to any mischief,

442
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,760
you? Just a little.

443
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,400
We've committed a crime.

444
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:29,120
Oh, well, I shouldn't let that worry
you, sir.

445
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:33,079
I know they might do things by the book
in London, but I believe rules can

446
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,299
always be stretched, and we like to look
after our own in Flitchley.

447
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,160
You're going to have your work cut out.

448
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,079
Well, I don't think so, sir. We have a
golden rule in these parts. You scratch

449
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,060
my back, and I'll scratch yours.

450
00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:49,310
Now, what little misadventure have you
two been up to?

451
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:52,650
We poisoned the bank manager.

452
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:55,310
Well, I'm sure... You what?

453
00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:58,230
Mr Benson, we poisoned him.

454
00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,390
Oh, dear, you shouldn't have done that.

455
00:22:00,391 --> 00:22:01,689
No, but it wasn't deliberate.

456
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:05,240
We gave him some of that to drink. We
thought it was your wife's homemade.

457
00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:09,570
Don't you like that sheep dip?

458
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,490
I don't think it is, sir.

459
00:22:11,491 --> 00:22:13,669
What did she say on the bottle?

460
00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:17,209
If I'm not much mistaken, this is a
bottle a wife made up years ago for the

461
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:21,109
gentleman who had the farm before you.
You mean we haven't poisoned Mr Benson?

462
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:22,730
No, but I think he may wish you had.

463
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:28,170
You mean to tell me that's not homemade
wine? No, it's homemade jollop. What?

464
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,790
An old herbal laxative.

465
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,000
There's going to be a run at the bank
today.

466
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,660
How do you feel now, Mr. Benson?

467
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:52,910
How do I look?

468
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,300
Dreadful, sir. That's how I feel.

469
00:22:56,771 --> 00:22:58,859
Mr.

470
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,030
Turner's waiting to see you, sir. Oh, is
he?

471
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:03,020
Show him in, would you? Yes, sir.

472
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,970
Mr. Benson, we'll see you now, Mr.
Turner. Thank you.

473
00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:15,039
All right, then, about last night. I
don't wish to discuss it.

474
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,410
I have only one thing to say to you. I'm
calling your overdraft in now.

475
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:22,849
Unless the bank receives payment in
full, your farm will be foreclosed. Is

476
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:24,850
so? Now, just listen to me, mush.

477
00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:30,549
According to your booklet, overdrafts
are allowed or extended upon deposit of

478
00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:32,229
the equivalent negotiable securities.

479
00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:33,969
Have you any negotiable securities?

480
00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:34,449
We have.

481
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:35,890
And what are they? Follow me.

482
00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:37,480
Come on.

483
00:23:58,321 --> 00:24:00,419
that 30 bucks.

484
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:04,970
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